I was asked today about the Rapture. After offering to help the young lady experience it, I picked myself up off the ground and sermonized as follows:
Let us assume thusly that we are never beyond the grasp of life. If you shoot me do I not get back up? If you electrocute me do I not still kick your butt? Thus I tell you as sure as you are at risk of me here today, you will continue to be at risk of me until the day that you join me in paradise...with chimichangas. Do not be concerned! For we all realize that the day is coming, but do not know when. Thus live as thus that day may be today, for you do not know when I come for you. Bang Bang.
**We really need our own catchphrase!**